Lucas Cruikshank credited as playing...
Fred Figglehorn • Derf
- Fred Figglehorn: [singing, in bed] Judy moved away. I'm so alone and hurt so much, OH WHHOOAAA WHOOOOOOAAAAAA!
- Fred's Mom: Freddie, please! Go to sleep.
- Fred Figglehorn: [with his head in his pillow] And my heart is broken! And my mom doesn't even care! Whoa oh...
- Fred's Mom: Fred, open the door!
- Fred Figglehorn: Oh. Mom! Sorry.
- [Fred opens the front door and let's his mum in]
- Fred Figglehorn: You're strong
- Fred's Mom: Fred, what's going on in here?
- Fred Figglehorn: Mom, I though someone was gonna attack me. Although, I don't know why anyone would want to.
- Fred's Mom: Maybe because of your voice.
- Fred Figglehorn: [panicking] Oh my gammit asian people have kidnapped judy! What do i do? I gotta call the police and the cops and the fbi the cia and the fbi and the army and the cops and the swat team and and
- [stammers]
- Fred Figglehorn: I don't even have an emergency number. I don't know who to call! I don't even know a number to call.
- Fred Figglehorn: [cuts to a scene of Fred singing Fire Burning on his bed] Somebody call 911!
- Fred Figglehorn: That's who I have to call!
- Fred's Mom: Fred what is your problem?
- Fred Figglehorn: MOM! MOM WAKE UP! WAKE UP RIGHT NOW!
- Fred's Mom: I am up!
- Fred Figglehorn: Mom Judy's been kidnapped.They took all of her stuff! She might be dead, I don't even know!
- Fred's Mom: What are you talking about?
- Fred Figglehorn: Her house it's completely empty.
- Fred's Mom: Maybe that's because they moved.
- Fred Figglehorn: [beat] What?
- Fred's Mom: They sold their house to the tanks and they moved.
- Fred's Mom: I got their address right here they asked me to forward their mail.
- Fred Figglehorn: [freaking out] JUDY MOVED? WHERE TO?
- Fred's Mom: I don't know they asked me to forward the mail I...
- Fred Figglehorn: WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?
- Fred's Mom: Because Freddy I... I didn't know you'd be upset I wrote the address an...
- Fred Figglehorn: MOM! SHES MY GIRLFRIEND!
- Fred Figglehorn: [teary] Judy...
- Fred's Mom: Freddy I'm getting their mail I'm tossing it.