Ken Jeong credited as playing...
Ben Chang
- Dean Pelton: There's classes in the morning. This has to stop!
- Ben Chang: Shh... put me in the game, 'cause I'll take everyone out. I play paintball three times a week, bro. I'm even one of those douche bags that brings in his own equipment.
- Dean Pelton: But it wouldn't be fair. You're not a student.
- Ben Chang: But you can change that, can't you?
- Dean Pelton: Huh?
- Ben Chang: Enroll me in a class.
- [Dean chuckles]
- Ben Chang: [both laugh]
- [both laugh maniacally]
- Dean Pelton: [calm in normal voice] What are your interests?
- Ben Chang: Arts and crafts.
- Dean Pelton: Oh, I do watercolors.
- Ben Chang: Oh, cool.
- Ben Chang: Buenos dias, children. You'll be happy to know you made it all the way till the end.
- Jeff Winger: You're not even a student.
- Ben Chang: Wrong! Critical media literacy and politics of gender, biatch!