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Dean Pelton
- Dean Pelton: [after Jeff shoots his office] You get it all out of your system?
- Jeff Winger: [laughs] Almost.
- [Pulls a paintgun from behind his back and shoots Pelton in the forehead]
- Dean Pelton: What do you want from me, Jeffrey?
- Jeff Winger: Guess.
- Dean Pelton: There's classes in the morning. This has to stop!
- Ben Chang: Shh... put me in the game, 'cause I'll take everyone out. I play paintball three times a week, bro. I'm even one of those douche bags that brings in his own equipment.
- Dean Pelton: But it wouldn't be fair. You're not a student.
- Ben Chang: But you can change that, can't you?
- Dean Pelton: Huh?
- Ben Chang: Enroll me in a class.
- [Dean chuckles]
- Ben Chang: [both laugh]
- [both laugh maniacally]
- Dean Pelton: [calm in normal voice] What are your interests?
- Ben Chang: Arts and crafts.
- Dean Pelton: Oh, I do watercolors.
- Ben Chang: Oh, cool.
- Dean Pelton: Hey, everybody. Just a reminder. Our spring fling is on the quad today. Music, food, activities. What, what?
- Pierce Hawthorne: Ha. He makes me uncomfortable.
- Dean Pelton: Mm. Still in the room.