Reese Witherspoon credited as playing...
Lauren
- Lauren: And you look like the kind of guy who's interested in a one-day rental, if you know what I mean.
- FDR Foster: I missed you.
- Tuck: I know. I've missed you too.
- FDR Foster: I love you, man.
- Tuck: I love you, too.
- FDR Foster: We're back!
- Lauren: Oh, my God. I'm Yoko.
- Lauren: FDR has these tiny, like, girl hands. Like, little T-Rex hands.
- Trish: Ew, gross!
- [Tuck laughs]
- Trish: That means he's got a Mike and Ike for a penis.
- [Tuck laughs out loud]
- FDR Foster: You knot that's not true. You've seen it. You've seen it in Bangladesh, you know that's not true.
- Lauren: Oh, it was the most humiliating moment ever.
- Trish: Well, that's because you have to come up with, like, better excuses. You should have been like, "I have a fiancé, too, but he's actually getting a penile reduction this afternoon because his penis is so big, every time it lands like a poltergeist."