Will Beer credited as playing...
Driving Instructor
- Driving Instructor: What did you stall for?
- Mark Corrigan: Because I can't drive. That's why I'm having a driving lesson.
- Driving Instructor: All right, fine. Go again, easy on the clutch.
- Mark Corrigan: [voiceover] He hasn't even told me which pedal is which! He's assuming an incredible degree of knowledge.
- [Mark stalls again]
- Driving Instructor: Bloody hell, you are terrible.
- Mark Corrigan: I'm sorry, but I can't drive. Maybe in your career as a driving instructor you may get one or two pupils from failed states like Eritrea where they have no licensing infrastructure but basically already know how to drive, however I should warn you that the vast majority are going to be people like me, who can't drive.
- Driving Instructor: All right, keep your wig on.
- Mark Corrigan: [voiceover] That's a retro put-down. Or maybe he thinks I really do wear a wig.