Kaitlin Olson credited as playing...
Dee Reynolds
- Frank Reynolds: All right, now pretend that this shoe is an unboned chicken and you're gonna cook it tonight and make a tasty dinner that's gonna smell all through the house like cooked chicken.
- Beth: Actually, I'm vegan.
- Frank Reynolds: Okay, then pretend this shoe is whatever you people eat. Maybe it *is* a shoe.
- Dee Reynolds: Nice one.
- Dennis Reynolds: [Frank is hanging by a noose] Whoa. What the hell's going on over here?
- Dee Reynolds: Oh, Frank's trying to kill himself.
- Charlie Kelly: Oh, my God. Is he all right? Frank, are you all right?
- Frank Reynolds: Don't try to stop me.
- Dennis Reynolds: Oh, my God.
- Charlie Kelly: Oh, so he's alive.
- Frank Reynolds: I lost all my money in a Ponzi scheme, Charlie. I'm broke!
- Dee Reynolds: His neck is so thick, I feel like he's just gonna swing and dangle around for a really long time.
- Frank Reynolds: You're very lucky that you're with somebody as resilient as Frank Reynolds.
- Dee Reynolds: You've tried to off yourself two times in the last 24 hours, Frank!