Barracks Baby

Captain Buckner is preparing the base for an important inspection from "Big Bad Bertha" Bagley (Pat Carroll, "The Danny Thomas Show", Ariel's voice in "The Little Mermaid")- "The Beast of Capital Hill", head of the military appropriations committee. The congresswoman has been closing military bases around the country in an effort to cut spending, and apparently is next targeting the base. Meanwhile, the men have returned to the base from Tijuana to find a heavily-pregnant Mexican woman named Maria (Edith Diaz) has smuggled herself across in their trunk to look for her husband. They're unable to hide her from Sharkey who pools together money to send her on her way. However, she begins going into labor as the congresswoman is set to arrive, leading to a scramble to hide it.