Simon Helberg credited as playing...
Howard Wolowitz
- Penny: [to Leonard] Hi, honey.
- Howard Wolowitz: Oh, we're honey now, are we?
- Sheldon Cooper: Yes, since their relationship became carnal, Penny has upgraded his term of endearment, thus distinguishing him from those she calls sweetie, usually in an attempt to soften a thinly-veiled insult.
- Penny: You're boring people, sweetie.
- Sheldon Cooper: Although sometimes she omits the veil entirely.
- Howard Wolowitz: [about going with Penny on Thanksgiving] I'd love to, but on Thanksgiving my family comes to my mother's for her famous tur-briska-fil.
- Penny: Tur-briska-fil?
- Howard Wolowitz: Turkey stuffed with brisket stuffed with gefilte fish. It's not as good as it sounds.
- Howard Wolowitz: Well, usually, on Sundays, I go with Raj to scam on hippie chicks at the farmers market, but he's still working with Sheldon, so I thought I'd come over here and make you guys scrambled eggs and salami. It's the perfect meal for apres l'amour.
- Penny: Oh, kill me.
- Howard Wolowitz: By the way, I couldn't help overhearing your big finish. Bravo, Leonard.
- Penny: See, if you had killed me when I said kill me, I wouldn't have had to hear that.
- Howard Wolowitz: So, what are we watching? Sex and the City? Yikes!
- Penny: Hey, I happen to love this movie.
- Howard Wolowitz: Fine, let's watch it. Maybe all of our periods will synchronize.