Johnny Galecki credited as playing...
Leonard Hofstadter
- Penny: Hey, wanna get a little crazy?
- Leonard Hofstadter: What are you thinking?
- Penny: Let's slide over to Sheldon's spot and make out.
- Leonard Hofstadter: You are a dirty girl!
- [Knock at the door]
- Penny: Oh God, how did he know?
- Leonard Hofstadter: I've always been a little confused about this. Why don't Hindus eat beef?
- Raj Koothrappali: We believe cows are gods.
- Sheldon Cooper: Not technically. In Hinduism, cattle are thought to be *like* god.
- Raj Koothrappali: Do not tell me about my own culture, Sheldon! In the mood I'm in, I'll take you out - I swear to cow!
- Leonard Hofstadter: What do you mean he's getting deported?
- Sheldon Cooper: I believe it means the U.S. government is going to expel him from the country. He could return to India, immigrate to another country willing to accept him or wander the high seas as a stateless pirate. Personally, I'd choose pirate.
- Leonard Hofstadter: That was fun. Thank you.
- Penny: Leonard, honey, you don't say thank you every time we have sex.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Tomorrow, you're gonna get a card in the mail. Just throw it away.