David Pearse credited as playing...
Brian Maher
- Garda Ciarán O'Shea: What is it, Paddy?
- Paddy Barrett: Wouldn't you like to know?
- Garda Ciarán O'Shea: Not really, no.
- Paddy Barrett: You would, though.
- Garda Ciarán O'Shea: No, not really.
- Paddy Barrett: You would. If you were to know what I know, you'd want to know.
- Garda Ciarán O'Shea: All right, tell us then.
- Paddy Barrett: [leans in] Right, so, between you and me, I caught meself a sea monster today. Swear to God, may he strike me down. You don't believe me?
- Garda Ciarán O'Shea: Not a bit.
- Paddy Barrett: I am no liar.
- Brian Maher: Ha!
- Paddy Barrett: Feck off, you!
- Garda Ciarán O'Shea: All right, where is it?
- Paddy Barrett: In me bathtub.
- Garda Ciarán O'Shea: In your bathtub.
- Paddy Barrett: Having a bath.
- [Paddy laughs]
- Garda Ciarán O'Shea: Goodnight, Paddy.