Tom McGrath credited as playing...
Skipper
- Skipper: Shake it off, Private! That north polar might look like a tall drink of water but she'll spit you out like a cup of bad eggnog!
- Skipper: It's a cold war that dates back centuries. You see, Santa used to be based in the South Pole.
- Lead Reindeer: This again? Santa chose North Pole, fair and square.
- Kowalski: Oh, please. They bribed him with candy canes and cheap elf labor.
- Lead Reindeer: That's it! Let's go!
- Skipper: On my command, kick him in the bells.
- Skipper: The only thing magical about those north polers is that tank full of sparkly stuff. Now, go find Big Red, and we'll get this baby airborne.