Glenn Howerton credited as playing...
Dennis Reynolds
- Dennis Reynolds: [walks in on his friends preparing for the Phillies playing in the World Series] Hey guys what's up?
- Dee Reynolds: How come you aren't wearing your colors?
- Dennis Reynolds: Colors? What are you...? Oh, my God, is today the World Series? I totally forgot... Oh, wait a minute!
- [takes off shirt to reveal "Go Phillies" written on his chest]
- Dennis Reynolds: Sporting events are the one time it's socially acceptable to go shirtless in public and I plan to be blasting bare chest the whole time.
- Frank Reynolds: You're gonna feel cold as shit up in those stands!
- Dennis Reynolds: I'm not going to be feeling anything because I plan to be blasted on grain alcohol!
- Judge: [Mac and Dennis are doing push-ups] All right, enough! Stop it!
- Dennis Reynolds: All right. But you get my point, Your Honor, and you could see that Mac was slowing down at the end there.
- Mac: What?
- Dennis Reynolds: And let the record show that that is because he only works out his glamour muscles.