Sean Murray credited as playing...
Timothy McGee
- [Ziva appears to be asleep at her desk]
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: You do realize this is a trap? She's practically inviting us to mess with her.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Well, what kind of man would I be if I turned down such an enticing invitation?
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: You wouldn't be a sucker.
- [DiNozzo picks up a marker and starts moving towards Ziva's face...]
- Ziva David: Touch me and die!
- Ziva David: What do you know about the American Dream?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Well, let's see: I'm a white male, between the ages of 18 and 49, with a loud mouth and a gun... I *am* the American Dream.
- [McGee's phone rings]
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Oh, thank God.
- [answers]
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Agent McGee.
- Abby Sciuto: This is the crime scene. It was flown here on a C-130 cargo plane. Along with 2 bodies and all the evidence. And now it is mine. It is *all* mine! So I can figure out the mystery.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: What mystery? Who the dead guys were?
- Ziva David: Or who killed them?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Or how they ended up on the boat.
- Abby Sciuto: Sure, uh, you guys should work on that. While I figure out how he got it out of the basement.
- [Abby is carving Gibbs's boat into sections]
- Abby Sciuto: He told me to do it, I had to do it. But I'm trying to do it like an archaeologist. I'm keeping very careful notes of where everything came from, and I'm sure I can put it back together again when I'm done.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: You're using a chainsaw!
- Abby Sciuto: Well, it's not like there was a zipper, McGee! I mean, I was hoping for a zipper, or some sort of system of dowels and slots...
- [McGee is waiting at the airport, holding up a card with Shada's name on it]
- Shada Shakarji: [without looking at him] I am Shada Shakarji.
- [She walks right past him, dropping her suitcase at his feet]
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Welcome to Washington!
- [grabs the suitcase]
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Car's right out front...