Gregory Smith credited as playing...
- Slick: I'm gonna wash this blood off... with your blood.
- Hobo: Put the knife away, kid, or I'll use it to cut welfare checks from your rotten skin.
- Slick: Well, you better cut one to Mother Theresa so you can give it to her while she's finger-banging you in Hell!
- Slick: Please! Please! Don't shoot my dick off, okay? I'm young. I got too much fuckin' left to do. Please!
- Slick: Do you fuckin' see me? Do you fuckin' hear me? Do you fuckin' FEEL me?
- Abby: So how many people have you killed?
- Slick: What am I? A mathematician?
- Abby: He's a kid! Let it slide!
- Slick: The only thing I'm going to let slide... is my dick in your pussy.
- Slick: Know how I know you're wet?
- Abby: No.
- Slick: Because you're making my dick... thirsty.
- Drake: You carved him up. Somebody does this to your brother and you treat him like a jack-o-lantern? Put your head on the table. Head down. Now! Don't worry son. Everybody gets knocked out once in a while.
- Slick: Really? Have you ever been knocked out?
- Drake: Fuck no! I'm The Drake! Who's going to fuck with me?
- Slick: Do you kids like ice cream? And bicycles? And hobos?
- Schoolchildren: Yeah!
- Slick: I... *hate*... hobos!
- [Burns children with flamethrower]
- Slick: Jesus Christ. Ivan you're gonna ruin your fucking skates!
- Ivan: I ruin everything!
- Slick: Let's fuck!
- Abby: Don't kill me!
- Slick: But I love murder!