Brett Golov credited as playing...
Male Thief
- Michael Westen: Hey! Where the hell do you think you're goin' you weasel-faced son of a bitch!
- Male Thief: Are you talking to me?
- Michael Westen: I know what you're doing, and I really don't appreciate it!
- Male Thief: Excuse me, but I...
- Michael Westen: You have been driving up the prices on me all day! You made me lose the Diamond Creek Cabernet! It's because of you. Because...
- Max: Easy, easy.
- Michael Westen: No, no, James!
- Max: It's not worth it.
- Michael Westen: This is between me and my new pal, weasel-face.
- Male Thief: You're drunk, and you're confused.
- Michael Westen: Am I? Am I! Well, let's just see. Let me see your paddle.
- Michael Westen: [narrative] Pretending to be a belligerant drunk let's you get close to a target long enough to plant a tracker without them getting suspicious.
- Male Thief: Get the hell off of me!
- Michael Westen: [narrative] Of course, if you plan on making a scene at a fancy hotel, you'd better be ready to pay the price.