Pauley Perrette credited as playing...
Abby Sciuto
- Abby Sciuto: I have faith that if anyone can dig through burnt out remains and find uncooked cellular material, it's you two.
- Jimmy Palmer: [Groans] Remind me not to let you give a speech at my wedding.
- Abby Sciuto: [re: McGee] Just think about his last girlfriend: she tried to kill him.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Ah, I get it. You're trying to cover McGee like a protective hen.
- Dr. Donald Mallard: Or an overprotective panther.
- Jimmy Palmer: I need help, Doctor. I can't tell whether this is a metacarpal or metatarsal bone.
- Dr. Donald Mallard: Neither. No, it's the lower extremity of a Lepus cuniculus.
- Jimmy Palmer: A rabbit's foot?
- Dr. Donald Mallard: Yeah. Look at the markings here on the end. It's where the metal keychain cap was attached.
- Jimmy Palmer: Huh. Someone must've been carrying this for good luck. I wonder if they can get their money back?
- [chuckles until Ducky gives him a disapproving look]
- Jimmy Palmer: I am so sorry. Uh, that was just a joke. And it was not a good joke. I realize that, now.
- Abby Sciuto: [entering] DNA! I need more. I finished ID'ing the first four victims - ugh! - and I'm ready for a new batch.
- Dr. Donald Mallard: Mr. Palmer, if you've finished your multi-species insensitivity?
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: [referring to her megaphone] Abby, do you really need that thing?
- Abby Sciuto: Need, McGee? Reason not the need, McGee.