Sean Murray credited as playing...
Timothy McGee
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: You spent like 6 hours online last night. You need to unplug. Talk to real people.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Uh, these are real people, Tony.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: *Living* breathing people with lungs and skin you can touch and interact with. Gotta find you one of those.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: [Gibbs enters] Yeah, well. I got one of the other kind. Petty Officer washed up on a Maryland beach. Grab your stuff.
- Jimmy Palmer: [Excitedly] Oh all right!... That is not an appropriate reaction, is it?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Gotta give you some lady advice.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Rather get a lap dance from a nun, Tony.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: [ID'ing a second victim at their crime scene] Well, no names coming up in AFIS. Oh, wait a second, boss. We've got a red flag here. It says to contact the FBI.
- Ziva David: I think I recognize this guy. Isn't it...?
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Stefano Delmar.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Who?
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Organized crime. Up-and-comer. Our petty officer stumbled onto a hit.
- Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell: Did you start looking... after we saw the judge... or before?
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: ...Before.
- Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell: Right...
- [to Gibbs]
- Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell: Thanks for doing it my way.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Yeah, don't mention it.
- Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell: I was being facetious.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: So was I.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: This reminds me of middle school; when the smart kids had to check the dumb kids homework.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: And which one were you?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: And that's because I anointed you King of Dorkland? Fair enough.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: [referring to her megaphone] Abby, do you really need that thing?
- Abby Sciuto: Need, McGee? Reason not the need, McGee.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Listen, when Jimmy Palmer's out-girling you, trust me, you need my advice. I think you should give the girl a chance. You never have. Maybe you should. She's a nice girl.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: That's very adult of you.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: It's not me. It's her. Something about her, I can't put my finger on it, but I think she's got a really nice butt underneath those long blouses.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: That's more like it.