Mark Harmon credited as playing...
Leroy Jethro Gibbs
- Margaret Allison Hart: I thought you were going to start locking your front door.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Well, if I did that, I'd have no social life.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I broke rule #10 again. Never get personally involved in a case.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Yeah. It's the rule I've always had the most trouble with.
- Ziva David: Tony, you know, you're getting way too old for these one night stands. Your biological clock is ticking.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Men don't have bilogical clocks. When I meet Ms. Right, I'll be ready to settle down.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: [Gibbs enters] Don't ever settle, DiNozzo.
- Margaret Allison Hart: Alejandro was very helpful in my securing Colonel Bell's release.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: [Quietly] Maybe we shouldn't be cooperating, Leon.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: When was the last time you saw her?
- Margaret Allison Hart: Last week. She wanted to talk. She had... just broken up with her producer boyfriend. And if you want any more from me , you're going to have to ply me with liquor.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: We've got clearance.
- Navy Captain Austin Sears: Not for *this* one. Can't read you into the program unless you're cleared by Sec Nav himself.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: I'll make the call.
- Navy Captain Austin Sears: I suggest you have your director do it.
- [Ends the call]
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Friend killed accidentally. Healthy brother dies of unknown causes. She disappears. I think we're setting a record here for coincidences.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: [Referring to Colonel Bell] He's the one who pays for your $500 shoes.
- Margaret Allison Hart: I take offense. They cost 1200.
- Dr. Donald Mallard: It's a condition called pink tooth. It's caused by the use of an arsenic compound in the mortification of dental pulp prior to endodontic obturation.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Ah geez, Duck, come on. English.
- Dr. Donald Mallard: Suffice to say, it's a therapy unique to Russia during the mid-20th century. Mr. Bascom may have immigrated from Canada, but I'll stake my reputation he was born in the Soviet Union.