Michael Weatherly credited as playing...
Anthony DiNozzo
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I broke rule #10 again. Never get personally involved in a case.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Yeah. It's the rule I've always had the most trouble with.
- Ziva David: Tony, you know, you're getting way too old for these one night stands. Your biological clock is ticking.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Men don't have bilogical clocks. When I meet Ms. Right, I'll be ready to settle down.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: [Gibbs enters] Don't ever settle, DiNozzo.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Is this place worth much?
- Maggie Reed: If you were a potential buyer, I'd say yes. But, uh, to be honest, there's less than a year left on the lease. Everybody's getting electronic readers. Books are a dying business.
- Ziva David: So what exactly are you looking for in Ms. Right?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Well, aside from the obvious - physical requirements, I don't know. I guess she'd be... a very independent woman. Intelligent, successful, professional.
- Ziva David: Okay, just one question: what would this woman *possibly* see in you?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [Entering the lab] Hey.
- Jimmy Palmer: She's in a foul mood... again.
- Abby Sciuto: Palmer! I have guns in my Ballistics Lab. And I know how to use them.