Doug Walker credited as playing...
Nostalgia Critic
- [at the start of the show, the Mario Bros. theme plays]
- Nostalgia Critic: Well, at least they have the original video game music. I mean, it's not like they tried to modernize it with some retarded rap or something.
- [Mario and Luigi do a rap version of the theme]
- Nostalgia Critic: You know, I gotta learn to keep my fucking mouth shut.
- Nostalgia Critic: Is it me, or does Luigi sound an awful lot like George Carlin in this show?
- [a montage of clips of Luigi is shown]
- Luigi: I know I'm gonna regret this.
- [cut]
- Luigi: Okay.
- [cut]
- Luigi: Masterful Manicotti!
- Nostalgia Critic: Now say the seven words you can't say on TV!
- Luigi: [in George Carlin's voice] Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd and twat.
- Mario: That was more fun that getting flushed down the sewer!
- Nostalgia Critic: Okay, I don't wanna know what you do Friday nights.
- Nostalgia Critic: Of all the poorly-animated, poorly-written and just downright poor animated shows that came out in the 1980s, this was one of them: "The Super Mario Bros. Super Show". This is probably one of the strangest cartoon shows that ever came out of our generation. And considering what we grew up with, that's saying a lot. At the time, Super Mario Bros. was everywhere, scoring it big with two hit games on the original NES. So the appropriately-named DiC...
- [pronounces it "dick"]
- Nostalgia Critic: ... Entertainment thought, "Hey, we can profit from this, too! Let's make a show about these world-famous games and see if we can come up with something truly ridiculous and embarrassing!" They did, and boy, was it not only stupid, it was weird, weird, weird!