Anna Faris credited as playing...
Zoey
- General Aladeen: You seem educated.
- Zoey: Yes, I went to Amherst.
- General Aladeen: I love it when women go to school. It's like seeing a monkey on rollerskates. It means nothing to them, but it's so adorable for us.
- [last lines]
- General Aladeen: Are you okay, my love? What did you step on?
- Zoey: Oh, yes! No, no. It's my people's tradition. We always smash a glass at weddings. I'm Jewish!
- General Aladeen: What?
- Zoey: Mazel tov! Are you okay?
- General Aladeen: That's fine. I don't mind. It's great! Come here, my love.
- [hugs her while signaling for her to be executed]
- Zoey: [yelling at the police] Is it a crime to be proud of your job?
- General Aladeen: Actually in Wadiya it's a capital offense.
- Zoey: This is my store. This is a free earth collective. We are a vegan, feminist, non-profit cooperative operating within an anti-racist, anti-oppressive framework for people of all or no genders.
- Zoey: [after finding out Allison Burgers is General Aladeen] Oh my god! You lied to me... and you're wanted for war crimes!
- General Aladeen: Please. That stuff never sticks.
- Zoey: [yelling at the police after Aladeen is arrested] And I know this because I majored in Fem Lit!