Charlie Sheen credited as playing...
Charlie Harper
- Charlie Harper: [Charlie is hallucinating about his former girlfriends and huddled in his bed] Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God!
- Chloe: How many times has *that* been said in this bed?
- [laughs]
- Linda: Or in this chair?
- Isabella: And all over this rug.
- [Charlie and Berta are high on medical marijuana]
- Charlie Harper: Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
- Berta: What?
- Charlie Harper: I love you, Berta.
- Berta: I love you, too, Charlie. Gimme a thousand dollars.
- Charlie Harper: Why?
- Berta: Well, if you have to ask, you don't really love me.