Ariana Grande: Cat Valentine

Sleepover at Sikowitz's

Cat Valentine

[In character as a police officer. Tori blows her whistle when she sees Jason. To Sikowitz]
Tori Vega: Who is that handsome young man over there?
[Jason smiles]
Mr. Sikowitz: This is my nephew, Jason. He's staying with me while his parents are in Bangkok.
Tori Vega: Does he have a girlfriend? Because as a police officer, I need to know that information.
Jason: No, I'm not dating anyone.
[Tori smiles]
Tori Vega: Oh, then we have much to discuss.
[to Jason]
Mr. Sikowitz: Where ya headed?
Jason: I'm going with some guys to see the Wall Dogs play at the Moxy.
[Cat breaks character. Cat walks up to Jason. To Jason]
Cat Valentine: I'll go with you to see the Wall Dogs play at the Moxy, I'll go right now.
[Sikowitz imitates a buzzer]
Mr. Sikowitz: Cat, you just broke character.
[Sikowitz opens the door]
Cat Valentine: Yay!
[Cat drops her microphone to the ground. Jason puts his arm around Cat. To the other group members who remain in character]
Cat Valentine: Bye, everyone. I'll be at Moxy.
[Cat giggles. Tori is in disbelief. Jason and Cat leave together. Sikowitz closes the door. About Jason]
Tori Vega: And to think I was going to let that boy eat my raisin bran.

[Sikowitz opens the door. Cat enters and is in character as a comedian]
Cat Valentine: What I want to know is what part of the chicken do the nuggets come from. Can someone tell me this, please? I mean, where's the wacky farm that raises nugget chickens?
Mr. Sikowitz: Hilarious observations. Please, come in.
[Sikowitz closes the door]
Cat Valentine: And don't get me started on aeroplane food.
[Tori is in character as a police officer. To Cat]
Tori Vega: I notice that you're a stand-up comedienne.
Cat Valentine: Where's the beef?
Tori Vega: I am a police officer.
[Tori takes a mouthful of raisin bran]
Tori Vega: Would you like to join me in a handful of raisin bran?
Cat Valentine: What's the deal with raisin bran? Is it raisins? Is it bran?
[Cat chuckles]
Cat Valentine: I wanna know.

Mr. Sikowitz: Then I issue a challenge.
Tori Vega: What kind of challenge?
Mr. Sikowitz: Who wants to have a sleepover at my house?
[Jade stands up]
Jade West: I do.
[the rest of the group stare at Jade in confusion]
Jade West: Oh, come on, you guys don't want to see where this lunatic lives?
[to Sikowitz]
Jade West: No offence.
Mr. Sikowitz: It's alright, Jade, I savour your bitterness like a sweet rancid cream sauce.
Cat Valentine: So, what's the plan?