Jean-Luc Bilodeau credited as playing...
Jay Kepler
- Snooty Saleswoman: I'm sorry. This is a store, not a playground.
- Jay Kepler: Exactly.
- Abby Jensen: I like this one.
- Snooty Saleswoman: I'm sure you do. Why don't you kids come back with your parents.
- Abby Jensen: We're not kids, I'm 16.
- Snooty Saleswoman: Oh, congratulations. Now give me the dress.
- Abby Jensen: No, we're buying it. Jay, show her your money.
- [Jay grabs the wallet when all of the sudden, his pockets were empty]
- Jay Kepler: My wallet!
- Snooty Saleswoman: You out!
- Abby Jensen: But, no no, you can't.
- Snooty Saleswoman: Watch me.
- [gives cue to Jay to get him to leave the store. He leaves]
- Abby Jensen: But we're customers!
- Snooty Saleswoman: No, you're children! Get that dress off now!
- Jay Kepler: [Abby opens her package] Don't open it!
- Abby Jensen: Why?
- Jay Kepler: Real mail is delivered to your house, not your bus stop.
- Abby Jensen: So?
- Jay Kepler: It could be a bomb.
- Abby Jensen: It's not a bomb, it's a birthday present. And I'm opening it.
- Abby Jensen: [flashback mode] When I'm 16, people will stop treating me like a kid.
- Snooty Saleswoman: Let's get you into something more age appropriate.
- Miss Duffy: You're the new substitute teacher.
- Jay Kepler: Stop it. I'm not your best friend. I'm a sophomore, you're a... woman.
- Bob Jensen: No, you're 21.
- Sue Jensen: 22 today. Happy birthday, sweetheart.