Patricia Isaac credited as playing...
Snooty Saleswoman
- Snooty Saleswoman: I'm sorry. This is a store, not a playground.
- Jay Kepler: Exactly.
- Abby Jensen: I like this one.
- Snooty Saleswoman: I'm sure you do. Why don't you kids come back with your parents.
- Abby Jensen: We're not kids, I'm 16.
- Snooty Saleswoman: Oh, congratulations. Now give me the dress.
- Abby Jensen: No, we're buying it. Jay, show her your money.
- [Jay grabs the wallet when all of the sudden, his pockets were empty]
- Jay Kepler: My wallet!
- Snooty Saleswoman: You out!
- Abby Jensen: But, no no, you can't.
- Snooty Saleswoman: Watch me.
- [gives cue to Jay to get him to leave the store. He leaves]
- Abby Jensen: But we're customers!
- Snooty Saleswoman: No, you're children! Get that dress off now!
- Abby Jensen: Excuse me, where's my friend?
- Snooty Saleswoman: Oh, there was a boy in here. But he left with the girl in the cutest little yellow car.
- Abby Jensen: Wait, he left with Krista?
- Snooty Saleswoman: It appears so. Turn around
- [Abby turns around]
- Snooty Saleswoman: Oh, that outfit is all wrong. It's far too young for you.
- Abby Jensen: It's suddenly really tight.
- Snooty Saleswoman: Let's get you into something a little more age appropriate. Let's try these.
- Abby Jensen: Oh, but I don't have any money.
- Snooty Saleswoman: Oh, we'll just put it in your charge account.
- Abby Jensen: I have a charge account.
- Snooty Saleswoman: Is everything alright, miss Jensen?
- Abby Jensen: Oh, yeah. Everything's just fine.
- Krista Cook: [while buying a pair of sunglasses] I'll take these.
- [looks back at Abby and Jay]
- Krista Cook: I really feel for you.
- [pays the saleswoman]
- Krista Cook: Wasting your time on kids like that.
- Snooty Saleswoman: A customer's a customer.
- Krista Cook: Oh, trust me. They won't be buying anything.
- Abby Jensen: [flashback mode] When I'm 16, people will stop treating me like a kid.
- Snooty Saleswoman: Let's get you into something more age appropriate.
- Miss Duffy: You're the new substitute teacher.
- Jay Kepler: Stop it. I'm not your best friend. I'm a sophomore, you're a... woman.
- Bob Jensen: No, you're 21.
- Sue Jensen: 22 today. Happy birthday, sweetheart.