Karissa Tynes credited as playing...
Krista Cook
- Abby Jensen: Krista! I know you've loathed me since we were 8 years old, but I didn't know you've been keeping score!
- Krista Cook: Where did you get that?
- Abby Jensen: From the birthday fairy.
- Krista Cook: Right. Give it to me!
- Abby Jensen: When we were 10, I had my first sleepover. So you decided to have one, too. But you've payed everyone to come to yours!
- Krista Cook: You have no right to read that, it's mine!
- Abby Jensen: Well then why is it all about me? When we were 12, I entered the school talent show with my baton twirling act. So you entered it, too; juggling 12 batons! Every year, you've competed with me and every year, you've won. You've tortured me since 3rd grade! Can't you just give it a rest?
- Krista Cook: Don't play innocent with me! You know what you did. And for this, I'm going to make sure nobody comes to your party! Here.
- [hands party invitation]
- Abby Jensen: What's this?
- Krista Cook: It's my invitation to my sweet 16 birthday party tonight. Everyone's going to be there. Now if you'll excuse me, I have some campaigning to do.
- Krista Cook: [while buying a pair of sunglasses] I'll take these.
- [looks back at Abby and Jay]
- Krista Cook: I really feel for you.
- [pays the saleswoman]
- Krista Cook: Wasting your time on kids like that.
- Snooty Saleswoman: A customer's a customer.
- Krista Cook: Oh, trust me. They won't be buying anything.