Michael Weatherly credited as playing...
Anthony DiNozzo
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Well, you're a woman - what would you do?
- Ziva David: I'm different. After torturing them til they cry like babies, I would castrate them. Give them what they deserve.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Hmm. Spoken like a true almost-American.
- Ziva David: We are not here to eat, Tony.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I mourn, I eat. I'm Italian.
- Ziva David: Jews and Italians are similar that way.
- Randall Hammond: My son didn't do anything wrong.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: That's not what Petty Officer Burrows says.
- Randall Hammond: I know all about her, her little story. She's lying.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Mr. Hammond, if your son's so clean, why'd two Navy sailors drive all the way out here to kick his ass?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Ah graduation. For many an alcohol-induced purple haze.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Easy there, Hendrix. It'll pass.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: You're supposed to feel safer on American soil.
- Ziva David: That could happen anywhere to any of us. That is the risk we take.