Jeffrey Dean Morgan credited as playing...
- [last lines]
- Jude: Hey, the men are doing all the heavy lifting. Seems a little sexist to me. How about you, Zoe?
- Zoe: It's not about equal division of labor. It's about an equitable and efficient allocation of resources.
- Grace, Diane: Right on!
- [laughter]
- Diane: You want me to just let go of 40 years of irresponsibility, embarrassment, and her total refusal to grow up?
- Jude: Yes, exactly.
- Diane: [incredulous] Like a balloon that'll just float away.
- Jude: It's not a balloon, Diane. It's a sandbag you've got to drop for the balloon to get off the ground.
- Diane: When there's a death you get a funeral. It's horrible, but you get to wear a black dress, and people bring you food and...
- Jude: I *do* like a good casserole now and again.
- Diane: But when a marriage dies you get endless debt, paperwork, and just a life you don't even recognize.
- Diane: [looking at the chairs in Jude's workshop] Do people actually sit in those?
- Jude: They do. You want to try it?
- Diane: No.
- Jude: Aw, come on, where's your spirit of adventure?
- Diane: I think I exhausted it yesterday.
- Jude: And here I was hoping you were just getting started.
- Jude: You know, you're something of a legend around here. Your mom talks about you all the time.
- Diane: Let me guess: "tightass lawyer who is in need of a soul transplant."
- Jude: No, actually, she's fonder of the details - you used to collect leaves, you like the Beatles...
- Diane: Everybody likes the Beatles.
- Jude: That is true.