Steve Zahn credited as playing...
Frank Heffley
- Greg Heffley: [narrating] On weekends, I try to stay as far away from my brothers as possible. But on Sunday morning, I have no choice.
- [Greg and his family step out of the car once they arrived at the church]
- Manny Heffley: Poopy!
- Greg Heffley: Huh?
- [Greg looks down at his pants]
- Susan Heffley: [offscreen] Greg! It looks like he has a candy bar on there.
- [camera points to candy bar on the car seat]
- Greg Heffley: Manny!
- [Rodrick puts candy wrapper in his pocket]
- Susan Heffley: Frank, you're gonna have to do something.
- Frank Heffley: Yeah. I'll get a rag.
- [wipes off the candy bar stain as much as possible]
- Greg Heffley: Dad, stop it!
- Frank Heffley: Hold still! All right, let me see.
- [looks at stain mostly rubbed off]
- Frank Heffley: You're fine. Can't even tell.
- [he puts rag in the car. Greg saw that Holly was also going to church]
- Greg Heffley: I'm not going in with a poop stain on my pants.
- Susan Heffley: Okay, well, you can't skip church.
- Greg Heffley: No, I'm not going in like this.
- Susan Heffley: Fine.
- Rodrick Heffley: [answers phone] Hello?
- Susan Heffley: Rodrick, it's Mom. Is everything okay? It took a long time for you to answer.
- Rodrick Heffley: Yeah, everything's fine. I was just washing dishes.
- Susan Heffley: Okay, honey. Well, I just wanted to check in and say I love you, and I'm sorry I was so harsh earlier.
- Rodrick Heffley: No problem, bye.
- Susan Heffley: Now let me say good night to Greg.
- Rodrick Heffley: Greg? Oh... He can't. He's asleep. I don't want to wake him.
- Greg Heffley: No, I'm not. I'm right here. Hi, Mom. Hi Rodrick.
- Susan Heffley: Hi, sweetie. Is everything okay? Why were you sleeping so early?
- Greg Heffley: Well, actually, I wasn't sleeping. I'm down in the basement.
- Rodrick Heffley: The basement? What the heck are you doing down there? Wouldn't you rather be up here with me?
- Greg Heffley: Yeah, I would, Rodrick. Why don't you come down and get me? Now.
- Susan Heffley: [to Frank] I think they're trying to get along.
- Frank Heffley: Huh? That's good. Good, honey.
- Rodrick Heffley: Okay. Everything's cool here, right, Greg?
- [unlocks basement door]
- Greg Heffley: [grabs Rodrick's arm for the phone] Yeah, Mom. And I have your number if I need you.
- Susan Heffley: Okay, sweeties. Well, we'll see you tomorrow. Good night.
- Frank Heffley: [voice on answering machine] Hi. You've reached the Heffley residence. Please leave a message.
- Susan Heffley: [leaving voicemail on answering machine] Hey, guys. Manny's sick. We're on our way home. See you in an hour.