Devon Bostick credited as playing...
Rodrick Heffley
- Bill Walter: Hey, no hard feelings, right?
- Rodrick Heffley: Hey, Bill, you know what? After tonight, you're out of the band!
- Bill Walter: What?
- Rodrick Heffley: That's rock and roll, bro.
- Susan Heffley: What did I say about being civil to one another? That's all I asked of you!
- [as time passes]
- Susan Heffley: Well, you have blown it big time! Never been more embarrassed! Everyone we know was there!
- [sobbing]
- Susan Heffley: I have no idea how I'm gonna write a column this week. I feel like a complete fraud! Well, you brought this on yourselves. You can kiss Rockin' Rapids good-bye. You two will stay here together all weekend and work out your differences. And if you don't, I will. And trust me, you don't want any part of that. Do you understand?
- Rodrick Heffley: Yes.
- Greg Heffley: Yes.
- Rodrick Heffley: Yes.
- Susan Heffley: All right, let's go.
- [Susan, Frank and Manny leave the house]
- Greg Heffley: [Rodrick closes basement door behind Greg] Rodrick, help! The door's closed!
- Rodrick Heffley: Yeah, and it's staying closed. I don't need a middle-schooler ruining my party.
- Greg Heffley: What? I thought it was our party!
- Rodrick Heffley: It's my party. Now keep quiet or I'll lock you in the dryer!
- Greg Heffley: [bangs on the door] Rodrick!
- Rodrick Heffley: [mocking] Greg!
- Rodrick Heffley: [answers phone] Hello?
- Susan Heffley: Rodrick, it's Mom. Is everything okay? It took a long time for you to answer.
- Rodrick Heffley: Yeah, everything's fine. I was just washing dishes.
- Susan Heffley: Okay, honey. Well, I just wanted to check in and say I love you, and I'm sorry I was so harsh earlier.
- Rodrick Heffley: No problem, bye.
- Susan Heffley: Now let me say good night to Greg.
- Rodrick Heffley: Greg? Oh... He can't. He's asleep. I don't want to wake him.
- Greg Heffley: No, I'm not. I'm right here. Hi, Mom. Hi Rodrick.
- Susan Heffley: Hi, sweetie. Is everything okay? Why were you sleeping so early?
- Greg Heffley: Well, actually, I wasn't sleeping. I'm down in the basement.
- Rodrick Heffley: The basement? What the heck are you doing down there? Wouldn't you rather be up here with me?
- Greg Heffley: Yeah, I would, Rodrick. Why don't you come down and get me? Now.
- Susan Heffley: [to Frank] I think they're trying to get along.
- Frank Heffley: Huh? That's good. Good, honey.
- Rodrick Heffley: Okay. Everything's cool here, right, Greg?
- [unlocks basement door]
- Greg Heffley: [grabs Rodrick's arm for the phone] Yeah, Mom. And I have your number if I need you.
- Susan Heffley: Okay, sweeties. Well, we'll see you tomorrow. Good night.
- Rodrick Heffley: [feeling disappointed] I should be rehearsing by now.
- Greg Heffley: Please, grandpa. Please, can we watch a real tv show, now?
- Grandpa: TV is just a bunch of fakers. This is real life. It's real life you can't beat it. How's about we all go down to the games room? You boys like games, don't you?