Will Tilston credited as playing...
Christopher Robin Aged 8
- Christopher Robin Aged 8: Are you writing a book? I thought we were just having fun?
- Alan Milne: We're writing a book and we're having fun.
- Christopher Robin Aged 8: Well... you see, after the war there was so much sadness... that hardly anyone could remember what happines was like. Then Winnie the Pooh came along and he was like a tap. You just turned it on and happines came out.
- Christopher Robin Aged 8: But I'm not Christopher Robin, really. I'm Billy Moon.
- Christopher Robin Aged 8: [pounds his fists onto the table] I hate her! Sack her and tell her never to come back!
- Alan Milne: You ought not to hold your knife and fork like that.
- Christopher Robin Aged 8: Why shouldn't I?
- Alan Milne: Because, if someone were to fall through the ceiling, they'd come down right there and be impaled on your fork, and then they would bleed out all over your eggs and ruin your breakfast.