Paul Rudd credited as playing...
George Gergenblatt
- [Talking to himself in a mirror]
- George Gergenblatt: This was your idea, George. It's a good idea, right? It's a good idea. Monogamy is sexual slavery. She got an exquisite pussy. Well, how 'bout my exquisite erection? Huh? Eva, what do you think? Do you like my exquisite erection? Do you like my erection selection? What do you think, Eva? Yeah? You gon' take it? You gon' take that dick? You gon' take that *dick*? I'm gon' pop off a piece of my dick! Oh, yeah, I'm fixins to fuck ya. I'm gon' fuck ya. I'm gon' get it all up in yo vag. Get it up in yo vag with my dick... with my dick! Gonna put it in with my dick! I gon' puts my dick in. I GON' PUTS MY DICK IN!
- [Rodney walks in the room]
- Rodney: 'Sup, man. You alright?
- George Gergenblatt: Hey, man. What's up?
- Sherm: I'll be one of those guys who's just old and ugly, rich, has a hot wife. Like... ah
- George Gergenblatt: Gollum.