Julianne Moore credited as playing...
Laurel Hester
- Laurel Hester: When my heterosexual partners die. Their pension goes to their spouses. But because my partner is a woman, I don't get to do that. In my twenty three years of being a police officer, I've never asked for special treatment. I'm only asking for equality.
- [From Trailer]
- Steven Goldstein: Hell! If you and I got married tomorrow, *I'd* be entitled to your benefits.
- Laurel Hester: Wait, is that a proposal?
- Dane Wells: Oh my god!
- Steven Goldstein: Hell! If you and I got married tomorrow, I'd be entitled to your benefits!
- Laurel Hester: Wait, is that a proposal?
- Steven Goldstein: Oh honey. I would marry you, but I wouldn't know what to do with your vagina.