Bruce Marchiano credited as playing...
- Jesus: Scratch any sin and just below the surface you'll find pride.
- Jesus: People steal because they think they deserve what other people have worked hard for.
- Jesus: They hop from bed to bed because they feel entitled to just satisfy themselves no matter who it hurts, no matter what pain that it causes.
- Melissa: The state trooper down the road said you guys were closed.
- Jesus: Yeah, he's been trying to keep people away from me for years. It's a personal thing.
- Hank: Hey, how did you know our names?
- Jesus: I'm Jesus. I know everything. I know all of you. I've known you since before you were born. And I've got a plan for each of you, a perfect plan. All you have to do is believe in me.
- Jesus: Would you like some water?
- Melissa: Yeah.
- Kayla: Do you have any coffee?
- Jesus: I'm sorry, all I serve here is water.
- Kayla: You have got to be kidding me.
- Melissa: This tastes great.
- Jesus: It's my own recipe. Two molecules of hydrogen and one of oxygen.
