Jason W. Schaver credited as playing...
- Zach: I eat a lot when I'm sad, and I've been sad a lot lately.
- Ryan: That must be tough on you.
- Zach: It is. I also eat when I'm happy, horny, or bored and I'm almost always one of those things.
- Allison: Do you even know what I want?
- Zach: A baby?
- Allison: Well, eventually, but not right now.
- Zach: Good, because I hate those things.
