Robbie Amell: Wesley Rush

The DUFF

Wesley Rush

Wesley 'Wes' Rush: Where are your girls at?
Bianca Piper: It's actually not my job to give you pervey intel on my best friends but good luck anyway.
Wesley 'Wes' Rush: Well it kind of is though, you know as their duff.
Wesley 'Wes' Rush, Bianca Piper: Sorry, as their what?
Wesley 'Wes' Rush: Duff, D-U-F-F: Designated Ugly Fat Friend.
Bianca Piper: What did you just say to me?
Wesley 'Wes' Rush: It's not like a big deal, every group has one, you know the one who doesn't look as good , thus making their friends look better. The one whose easy to talk to because no one's trying to get with them. You friended up! Good time!

Bianca Piper: If I wanted to go shopping, I could have done that with Jess and Casey. I need you to give me real talk.
Wesley 'Wes' Rush: You've gotta a uniboob. Your posture sucks and your clothes fit weird 'cause you wear the wrong size bra. Boom! Real talk!

Wesley 'Wes' Rush: You can't take it so literally. A DUFF doesn't actually have to be fat or ugly. You know, it's like Tony Romo is a Dallas Cowboy. It's not like he rides a horse.
Bianca Piper: I have no idea what the hell you're talking about.

Bianca Piper: Ok free lesson... the first one is always free. Ok so lean in, slowly, close your eyes and
[licks his face up to the forehead]
Wesley 'Wes' Rush: [wiping his head with his sleeve] Oh! No way!... You... are a phenomenal kisser!

Bianca Piper: [aftering punching Wes in the face] Why is your hand messed up?
Wesley 'Wes' Rush: Believe me. You're not the only one running around, punching people today.
[Cutaway to Wes slamming a teammate against the wall]
Wesley 'Wes' Rush: No one sees that video again! Got me? You tell everyone!
Matt: I don't know that many people.
Wesley 'Wes' Rush: Well, make some more friends, and tell them.
[Wes walks away]
Matt: [confused] What?

Wesley 'Wes' Rush: Are you giving me kissing advice?
Bianca Piper: Yes, I guess I am.
Wesley 'Wes' Rush: B...
Bianca Piper: Yeah, you need it.
Wesley 'Wes' Rush: That's how people kiss.
Bianca Piper: Euhm... in porn, maybe.
Wesley 'Wes' Rush: What's wrong with porn?
Bianca Piper: If this was a porn movie, we would not be sitting on a rock having a conversation, you know, you'd be bringing me a pizza or ehm... cleaning my pool.
Wesley 'Wes' Rush: How old is the porn you are watching?... That is not a thing anymore.

Bianca Piper: I had no idea guys like you ever thought about that kind of stuff.
Wesley 'Wes' Rush: That's because you're racist against jocks. You're jock-cist.

Wesley 'Wes' Rush: I'm about to go off and study Hesse's law and how it relates to enthalpic chemical change...
Bianca Piper: Who are you and what have you done with Wes?
Wesley 'Wes' Rush: Or maybe I just google celeb nip slips. Curtain's open.
Bianca Piper: There he is... .

Bianca Piper: I'm tired of being the approachable one. I want to be the dateable one.
Wesley 'Wes' Rush: You're asking me for dating advice today of all days? Are you kidding me?
Bianca Piper: Look, I have a crush on this boy. His name is Toby Tucker. Maybe you've heard of him. Well, I can't seem to talk to him without making a total ass of myself, okay? And you never seem to have this problem.
Wesley 'Wes' Rush: Don't you hate me?
Bianca Piper: I'm glad you asked. Yes, I do, but only because you're a man-whore, and a dipshit. Can we just, can we just cool off for a sec? Here's my offer. I will make sure you pass science if you help me with this.
Wesley 'Wes' Rush: I'm glad you asked. Yes, I do, but only because you're an idiot. Can we just, can we just cool off for a sec? Here's my offer. I will make sure you pass science if you help me with this.

Wesley 'Wes' Rush: I'm no wine expert, but I'm pretty sure you mix red and white and you get rosé...