Adam Brody credited as playing...
Fred Packenstacker • Charlie Walker
- Fred Packenstacker: I wasn't just buying drinks for people; they were for cute girls. There was a perfectly rational, logical, easily-explainable agenda.
- Violet: [Smiling slightly] So it *was* a playboy or operator move.
- Fred Packenstacker: Of course. Transparently so.
- Violet: I admire that. Drinks are expensive.
- Violet: Are you...
- [whispers]
- Violet: ... gay?
- Fred Packenstacker: Not especially. But in another era it might have had some appeal.
- Fred Packenstacker: Normally I'd be reluctant to comment on anyone's religion but...
- Xavier: What?
- Fred Packenstacker: I'm sorry, I guess I'm a bit a of bigot, but I could never take seriously a religion that worships on Tuesdays. All the major religions require worship on the weekend - Friday, Saturday or Sunday. I find it just really laudatory that people should sacrifice their weekend to worship god.
- Xavier: Having the sabbath Tuesday always seemed very bizarre to me.
- Lily: There's no logic to the algebra of love.
- Fred Packenstacker: The algebra of love? That sounds like the title of some lame book.
- Lily: It's a title but the book's not lame at all.
- Fred Packenstacker: Love's algebra? I always thought it was more geometry.
- Lily: Okay, the title's not good but the book is.
- Fred Packenstacker: What's it say?
- Lily: Well, that while we're all perverse in our romantic preferences, there's actually this logic, or algebra to our perversity. And it has something to do with how the species has evolved.
- Fred Packenstacker: The survival of the species?
- Lily: Yes, and whether it will continue to do so.