Denis Leary credited as playing...
Diego
- Diego: I don't know whats wrong with me: I can't eat, can't sleep; I think I'm coming down with something.
- Manny: [chuckles] I know what you've got: the "L" word.
- Sid: Yeah, leprosy!
- Manny: No, Sid, no. It's four letters, starts with "L", ends with "E".
- Sid: Ah, lice!
- Manny: No. Diego, my friend, is in love.
- Granny: [Jumps in ocean] Thanks for drawing my bath, Sidney.
- Sid: Granny, grab my paw.
- Granny: No way. This is my first bath in decades.
- [Oil is seen around her and fish begin to pop up dead around her]
- Diego: There's your proof.
- Sid: Quick! Somebody do something!
- [Manny throws Sid in]
- Sid: I got you, Granny.
- Granny: Get off of me!
- Sid: Ow, ow, ow, ow! Granny!
- [Gets her back in the ice berg]
- Granny: [to Manny and Diego] What are you peeping toms all looking at?
- [They turn around disturbed]
- Granny: A lady can't take a bath in peace? Eyballing me like a rump roast.
- Diego: What's the life expectancy for a female sloth?
- Manny: She'll outlive us all, you know that, right? Yeah, the spifeful ones live the longest.
- Diego: [to Shira, who he tries to offer water to] Easy, kitty: water... you need it.
- Shira: [coldly] I don't need anything from you.
- Diego: Fine, die of thirst, that'll really show me.
- Shira: Wait. I'll take it.
- [coldly]
- Shira: Thank you.
- Diego: You know, you have a way of saying "thank you" that makes it sound like drop dead.
- Shira: It's a gift.
- Sid: Mom, Dad, do you have Granny's teeth? She can't find them.
- Granny: [Tries eating apple then tries to give to Sid] Hey! Can you chew this thing for me?
- Sid: Ew, Guys? Where is everyone?
- Diego: I'll handle this. Sid? Uh, your family was wiped out by an asteroid. Sorry.
- Sid: What?
- Manny: What Diego is trying to say is, they left. They only wanted to find you so you could take care of Granny.
- Sid: Oh, come on, what kind of sick family would ditch their own Granny on someone? That's just crazy. That's just... That's just... my family.
- Diego: At least you still have Granny. Right, buddy?
- Sid: Yeah, Granny. Granny? Granny?
- Ellie: Wow. For an old girl, she moves fast.
- Diego: [Roars] Yeah, you don't scare me mother nature! There's nothing you can throw at me that I can't handle.
- [Hears whooping]
- Diego: Huh?
- [Gets hit by log being driven by sloths]
- Eunice: I think we're almost there!
- Milton: We'd better be! I just lost the steering!
- Granny: Has anyone seen Precious? It's her feeding time.
- Marshall: Mom! Granny's talking about her dead pet again.
- Uncle Fungus: Hey, paws up, everybody!
- Marshall: Paws down, Uncle, please! That is nasty.
- Uncle Fungus: Whoo-hoo!
- Eunice: Be careful, Milton, you're gonna hurt somebody!
- [Diego tries to reach safety]
- Eunice: Aah! Bad kitty!
- Marshall: Rock!
- Granny: [Diego flies into Granny] Whoo!
- Diego: [When log has finally stopped] That was fun. Now, who should I eat first?
- Sid: Granny?
- Diego: Granny?
- Manny: Granny?
- Sid: Come out, come out wherever you are!
- Manny: Come on, Granny.
- Sid: Here, Granny, Granny. I have prunes for you! Just the way you like them!
- [spits them out of his mouth]
- Diego: Ugh.
- Manny: Aw! I don't wanna see that. Huh?
- [suddenly spots Peaches running off]
- Manny: Oh, no.