Ray Romano credited as playing...
Manny
- Diego: I don't know whats wrong with me: I can't eat, can't sleep; I think I'm coming down with something.
- Manny: [chuckles] I know what you've got: the "L" word.
- Sid: Yeah, leprosy!
- Manny: No, Sid, no. It's four letters, starts with "L", ends with "E".
- Sid: Ah, lice!
- Manny: No. Diego, my friend, is in love.
- Granny: [Jumps in ocean] Thanks for drawing my bath, Sidney.
- Sid: Granny, grab my paw.
- Granny: No way. This is my first bath in decades.
- [Oil is seen around her and fish begin to pop up dead around her]
- Diego: There's your proof.
- Sid: Quick! Somebody do something!
- [Manny throws Sid in]
- Sid: I got you, Granny.
- Granny: Get off of me!
- Sid: Ow, ow, ow, ow! Granny!
- [Gets her back in the ice berg]
- Granny: [to Manny and Diego] What are you peeping toms all looking at?
- [They turn around disturbed]
- Granny: A lady can't take a bath in peace? Eyballing me like a rump roast.
- Diego: What's the life expectancy for a female sloth?
- Manny: She'll outlive us all, you know that, right? Yeah, the spifeful ones live the longest.
- Sid: Mom, Dad, do you have Granny's teeth? She can't find them.
- Granny: [Tries eating apple then tries to give to Sid] Hey! Can you chew this thing for me?
- Sid: Ew, Guys? Where is everyone?
- Diego: I'll handle this. Sid? Uh, your family was wiped out by an asteroid. Sorry.
- Sid: What?
- Manny: What Diego is trying to say is, they left. They only wanted to find you so you could take care of Granny.
- Sid: Oh, come on, what kind of sick family would ditch their own Granny on someone? That's just crazy. That's just... That's just... my family.
- Diego: At least you still have Granny. Right, buddy?
- Sid: Yeah, Granny. Granny? Granny?
- Ellie: Wow. For an old girl, she moves fast.
- Manny: Captain Gutt... really? You know, I have a little paunch too but ah, I wouldn't name myself after it.
- Captain Gutt: [mocking] That's funny; you're a funny guy. But that's not how I got my name.
- [brandishes claws]
- Captain Gutt: *These* got me my name!
- Manny: You two were supposed to be responsible uncles!
- Crash: What? I didn't see Peaches sneak off maybe 15 or 20 minutes ago.
- Eddie: Or that she went with Louis to the falls.
- Manny: The falls? Where the delinquents go?
- Ellie: Relax, it's just where the kids hang out.
- Manny: No, no, it's a gateway hangout. First it's the falls, then she's piercing her trunk, and the next thing you know, she's addicted to berries.
- Ellie: [Chuckling] Manny! You are overreacting. She's not gonna be your little girl forever.
- Manny: I know. That's what worries me.
- Captain Gutt: [in the middle of a duel] You know this ocean isn't big enough for the both of us!
- Manny: Don't worry, you won't take up much space once I flatten you!
- Captain Gutt: [extending a "hand"] Morning, sunshine! Let me be the first to extend a hand of friendship.
- Manny: That's your foot.
- Manny: Ellie, you have to get out here! Go! Go now! Stay alive! No matter how long it takes, I will find you!
- Manny: [to Gutt on joining his crew] Look, as much as I'm tempted to join a monkey, the Easter Bunny and a giant bag of pudding, I'll pass. No one's gonna stop me getting back to my family.
- Sid: Granny?
- Diego: Granny?
- Manny: Granny?
- Sid: Come out, come out wherever you are!
- Manny: Come on, Granny.
- Sid: Here, Granny, Granny. I have prunes for you! Just the way you like them!
- [spits them out of his mouth]
- Diego: Ugh.
- Manny: Aw! I don't wanna see that. Huh?
- [suddenly spots Peaches running off]
- Manny: Oh, no.
- Manny: Peaches, come on. Let's talk about this!
- Peaches: [snapped] How could you embarrass me in front of my friends?
- Manny: You deliberately went where you weren't supposed to!
- Peaches: Ugh! You can't control my life!
- Manny: I'm trying to protect you! That's what fathers do!
- Peaches: Well, I wished you weren't my father!
- [Manny feels shocked at what Peaches angrily said, she sadly walks off]
- Ellie: She's just upset, honey. Peaches, it's not the end of the world.