Chris O'Dowd credited as playing...
Roy Trenneman
- Roy Trenneman: [to himself, while checking web pages about sea parks] Twelve exits. There are twelve exits!
- Julia: What are you doing?
- Roy Trenneman: [hastily closing a laptop] ... What?
- Julia: What are you doing on the computer?
- Roy Trenneman: [after a pause] ... Masturbating.
- Moss: A *fire*?
- Roy Trenneman: That's right. At the sea lion show, apparently.
- Jen Barber: Aren't those shows usually out in the open?
- Roy Trenneman: Well, yeah, I mean that's what I would've... Yeah.
- Jen Barber: Lots of water everywhere.
- Roy Trenneman: Yeah, I mean, I would imagine a whale need a lot of water. I don't think you can have whale in a place where there isn't a huge amount of water.
- Jen Barber: It just seem like a weird place to go on fire.
- Roy Trenneman: It's a *very* weird place to go on fire.
- Moss: It's a Sea Parks, isn't it? You're building a Sea Parks out of mashed potatoes.
- Roy Trenneman: There are twelve exits, Moss. Twelve exits! For only 200 people.
- Moss: You're going Close Encounters-crazy, Roy! You need to let it go.
- Roy Trenneman: To have killed anyone the fire has to start, here, here, and here. And close in like this. But, how is it spreaded? There is no wood in a Sea Parks arena. And why there is no wood? Because it rots. And why does it rots? Because of all the water...
- Roy Trenneman: Her parent died in a fire.
- Jen Barber: Oh, God. I'm sorry, that's horrible.
- Roy Trenneman: Yeah, yeah, it was a fire... At Sea Parks.
- Moss: [after a pause] Sea Parks?
- Roy Trenneman: Yeah.
- Jen Barber: With the...
- Roy Trenneman: With the whales and everything, yeah...
- Roy Trenneman: [with changed voice, playing with a sea park model] Oh, I'm so excited about the sea lion show. Ladies and gentleman, please welcome... Luigi... Joe... and, Slippery Pete. Oh, no. What's all these smoke?
- Roy Trenneman: [with normal voice] What smoke? Oh, yeah, smoke...
- Jen Barber: How is Julia, The Orphan?
- Roy Trenneman: Don't call her that.
- Moss: Why?
- Jen Barber: It was the first thing you told us about her.
- Moss: I totally think of her as Julia The Orphan.
- Roy Trenneman: Well get out of the habit of it. What if it slips out when you meet her in person?
- Jen Barber: I'm hardly likely to say "Hello, Julia The Orphan." To her am I?
- Moss: I totally would say that to her.
- Roy Trenneman: Yeah, I know you would.
- Moss: But she's still an orphan, right?
- Roy Trenneman: Yes. Her parents haven't come back to life.
- Roy Trenneman: Why would she lie? And if she was going to lie, why would she use this one? A *fire* at a *Sea Parks?* It's wrecking my head! I mean, if she has said that her parents had drowned, I'd be the happiest man in the world! But, a fire?... At a Sea Parks?