Richard Ayoade credited as playing...
Maurice Moss
- Bomb Disposal: [referring to the bomb disposal robot] I'm just having a couple of problems with it.
- Moss: What kind of operating system does it use?
- Bomb Disposal: It's er... Vista.
- Moss: We're going to die!
- Moss: Oh my God! It's a robot. Never seen one in the wild before. Can we keep him, Roy? If he doesn't belong to anyone.
- Moss: What the flip are you looking at? Think this is funny? You think this is some kind of mother flipping joke? Mother flippers think everything is a mother flipping joke. Let me tell you, the pokey ain't no jokey sucker!
- Moss: I don't mind telling you, Roy, sometimes the people upstairs cheese me off to such an extent that if I were the type to use bad language, I would be employing it bitterly and repeatedly.
- Moss: I didn't bunk off so I could do some flipping perusing. I wanna taste the apple, Roy. I want to bite the electric tiger's tail and ride it until the end of the mother flipping line!