Lena Waithe credited as playing...
Aech • Helen
- Aech: [Discussing Parzival's upcoming date with Art3mis] Z, you gotta be more careful about who you meet out on the OASIS.
- Parzival: Aech, Art3mis gets me. She'll get my outfit, there's just this connection. I mean, sometimes, we even...
- Aech: Finish each other's sentences.
- Parzival: Yeah!
- Aech: We have that, me and you.
- Parzival: Yeah, I know. But that's because we're best friends, dude.
- [Puts hand up for a high-five]
- Aech: She could be a dude too, dude.
- Parzival: Nah, come on.
- Aech: I'm serious. She could actually be a 300 pound dude who lives in his momma's basement in suburban Detroit. And her name is Chuck.
- [Puts hand on Parzival's shoulder]
- Aech: Think about that.
- Parzival: How'd you get here before me?
- Aech: Well, I didn't make a pit stop at the hair salon.
- [slaps his hand to him]
- Aech: What up, Z?
- Parzival: What's up, Aech?
- Aech: Saved you a spot.
- Parzival: Thanks, bro.
- Parzival: [saw a beeping fuel running low] I gotta go to the back.
- Aech: Ugh. So you can skim coins from crashed cars? That's just SAD, man!
- Parzival: Fuel's low.
- Aech: Oh, but you still had enough to pay for that Something About Mary hairdo.
- Parzival: Aech, are you seeing this?
- [turns right towards her]
- Aech: Yeah, I see it. That's Kaneda's bike from Akira.
- [holds up the scope and looks down]
- Aech: It's a licensed skin over a standard frame.
- Parzival: [panicking] No, not the bike! Forget the bike! The girl, I think it's Art3mis!
- Aech: The Art3mis? The Sixer Fixer?
- Parzival: I've seen all her walk-throughs, her Twitch streams.
- [smiles]
- Parzival: It's her. It's definitely her.
- Aech: Yo, Z, is Art3mis pissed at me?
- Parzival: Dude, I'm pissed at you! You've never seen The Shining, have you?
- Aech: [complaining] YOU KNOW I HATE SCARY MOVIES!
- Daito: We got the key!
- [tosses the key to him]
- Parzival: Sweet! To room 237!
- Aech: We ain't got no business goin' to room 237! WE SHOULD STAY OUT! Plus, there was this crazy, naked zombie lady in there.
- Parzival: There are no zombies The Shining!
- Art3mis: Well, maybe it's not supposed to be LIKE the movie. Kira is the key. You're the one who said it.
- Aech: Hey, y'all. I saw a picture of Kira!
- Art3mis: Huh?
- [they got knocked out]
- Art3mis: [straining] Where?
- Aech: Yo, Z, is Art3mis pissed at me?
- Parzival: Dude, I'm pissed at you! You've never seen The Shining, have you?
- Aech: [complaining] YOU KNOW I HATE SCARY MOVIES!
- Sho: We got the key!
- [tosses the key to him]
- Parzival: Sweet! To room 237!
- Aech: We ain't got no business goin' to room 237! WE SHOULD STAY OUT! Plus, there was this crazy, naked zombie lady in there.
- Parzival: There are no zombies The Shining!
- Art3mis: Well, maybe it's not supposed to be LIKE the movie. Kira is the key. You're the one who said it.
- Aech: Hey, y'all. I saw a picture of Kira!
- Art3mis: Huh?
- [they got knocked out]
- Art3mis: [straining] Where?
- Daito: Look.
- [flicks up the camera]
- Daito: Ticking Clock.
- Art3mis: Okay, so I'm estimating about... five minutes to find the key.
- Parzival: Yeah, there are so many keys The Shining, though. Where do we start?
- Aech: [puts his hand to his shoulder to come here] I've never seen The Shining. Is it really scary?
- Sho: Uh, I had to watch it through my fingers.
- Parzival: Okay, so we got the key from room 237, the keys to the Snowcat, or the keys they give Jack at the beginning of the movie.
- Art3mis: [when Aech was depressed he looks and saw a tennis ball walks on the floor] Well, if it's "the leap not taken, maybe the key isn't a key at all.
- Sho: [the tennis ball was still rolling] I know where the Snowcat keys are!
- Parzival: I say we split up. We get all the keys and then we meet back at the Torrances' apartment.