Alessandra Torresani credited as playing...
Brianna Baker
- Julian Miller: Top horror movie of all time.
- Nate: The Ring. When she came out of the TV, I lost it.
- Brianna Baker: Scream.
- Riley: Freaky Friday.
- Julian Miller, Nate: Freaky Friday?
- Julian Miller: That's not a horror movie.
- Riley: Yes it is, she turns into her mother, that's horrible and terrifying all at the same time.
- Brianna Baker: It *was* scary.
- Nate: Your mom's cool, what would be terrifying about that?
- Julian Miller: [recreating the Diehl family murders] Brianna ends up with her head in the toilet.
- Brianna Baker: Screw you, Scorsese, I'm not sticking my head in a fucking toilet.
- Riley: [after Nate embarrasses Brianna with a vibrator for a birthday present] Oh Nate, that is a great gift, now Brianna can practice having all four kinds of orgasms for you.
- Nate: Four kinds? I thought there was only one kind.
- Riley: Oh no, there're four different kinds of orgasms, didn't you know that?
- Nate: [lamely] Yeah, of course I knew that.
- Riley: Well first there's the positive orgasm.
- Brianna Baker: [moaning] Oh yes, oh yes.
- Riley: And then there's the negative.
- Brianna Baker: [moaning] Oh no, oh no.
- Riley: The religious.
- Brianna Baker: [louder] Oh God, oh God!
- Riley: And then the *fake* orgasm!
- Brianna Baker: [for everyone at the party to hear] OH NATE!
- [everybody laughs and repeats 'Oh Nate' mockingly]