Michael Weatherly credited as playing...
Anthony DiNozzo
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Are those tan lines?
- Ziva David: Where do you think you're looking?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Does it even matter?
- Ziva David: Well, actually yes, it does. And I can assure you, I do not *have* any tan lines.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: No. No. Other things. Like breakfast without beer.
- Ziva David: I thought that was the Irish.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Canadians too.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: No, beer doesn't go well with eggs or oatmeal. Why are you so tan?
- Ziva David: Why are you so white?
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: I've always been like this.
- Ziva David: Becomes you.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: You're lying.
- Ziva David: Through my teeth.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Well, just because I was alone. Manning the fort. Handling Gibbs solo. While you've been strolling around South Beach dancing to the rythm of the night.
- [Chuckling]
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Why would I feel the need to say anything negative? I mean...
- Ziva David: Because you are you. Besides, I was working the entire time.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [to Gibbs] Any word from Franks?... Sorry boss. Observe and report, Director's orders. It's hard to observe when you're being shot at. Think Vance is still angry with me?
- Leon Vance: [Entering] What do you think?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [at their crime scene] For an emergency landing, this helicopter is surprisingly intact.
- [McGee, reporting from Canada, is wearing an enormous fur hat, and constantly getting nudged by a Mountie's horse]
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [laughing] That horse likes you!
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: This isn't funny, Tony.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Oh, poor McMountie. Hey, so have you seen any, like, moose and stuff up there? Where's your buddy Claude? Isn't that your friendly Saint Bernard with the little barrel of whisky under his chin?
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Look, I've been up here playing Dudley Do-Right for two weeks, okay? It's September, and there's snow on the ground. Could you at least give me a little compassion here?