Sean Murray credited as playing...
Timothy McGee
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Can't believe this is happening. What if I have to change my name?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Where do I start?
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Oh no. Don't. Please don't.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: McLean. McFly. McQueen. McGeek. McBankrupt. McMiserable. McRib. McGreek...
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: [about a blow up doll] Right now, all I gotta do is figure out how to deflate this thing.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Oh that's easy. There's always a button right here on the back of the neck... There's no reason I should know that.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Why? Why did you do this to me?
- Nick Miler: You're always doing the same thing. Go to work. Come home. Go to work again. You even order the same take out food every single night.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Not every night.
- Nick Miler: Dude, yes. You gotta start living. You're too young to act so old.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Not a hacker, either.
- Ziva David: Uh how do you know?
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: My firewall hasn't been penetrated.
- Ziva David: Lubricant helps. But everyone has dry spells.