Mark Harmon credited as playing...
NCIS SSA Leroy Jethro Gibbs
- Dr. Rachel Cranston: A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a shotgun, fires a blast just missing the man. Man says thank you, puts a tip on the bar, and exits. Why the thank you and the tip?
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: [Gibbs chuckles] The guy had the hiccups.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: [with Dr. Cranston in his basement] Stand right here. Right there. Look down. You feel that? Right there?
- Dr. Rachel Cranston: What?
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: This is where the guy who murdered Kate died. This is where Ziva shot her own brother. That, doc, is closure.
- [flashback of Ziva killing Ari]
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Now the rest is just memories. Nothing wrong with memories.
- Dr. Rachel Cranston: You've been better at letting go than I have.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: You don't forget. You just move on.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: All of you, make some time for the Doctor. Director Vance's orders.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: What are we supposed to talk about?
- Dr. Rachel Cranston: Well, believe it or not, most people talk about their sex lives.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: That rules Tim out.
- Dr. Rachel Cranston: I know you historically have issues with uh, professional women.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: No, I like women. I just don't like it when they ask a lot of questions.
- Dr. Rachel Cranston: Still one agent I haven't spoken to yet.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Well, that's not gonna happen.
- Dr. Rachel Cranston: I forgot, you're perfect.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: No, I'm not. I'm just too set in my ways to change now.
- Min Ho Kwon: How can I prove my innocence?
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: An alibi would be nice.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Commander Reynolds was killed last night at approximately 2am.
- Min Ho Kwon: I was in my stateroom.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Doing what?
- Min Ho Kwon: My actions are not your concern.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: On a U.S. Naval vessel, they sure as hell are! You're about to be accused of murdering an American officer. Do you understand what's at stake here?