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Mark Harmon and Sean Murray in NCIS (2003)

Sean Murray: Timothy McGee

A Man Walks Into a Bar...

NCIS

Sean Murray credited as playing...

Timothy McGee

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  • Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: All of you, make some time for the Doctor. Director Vance's orders.
  • Special Agent Timothy McGee: What are we supposed to talk about?
  • Dr. Rachel Cranston: Well, believe it or not, most people talk about their sex lives.
  • Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: That rules Tim out.
  • Dr. Rachel Cranston: I thought you said the suspect was still on board the Colonial.
  • Special Agent Timothy McGee: He is but it's still protocol to check. Didn't I tell you to wait outside?
  • Dr. Rachel Cranston: Psychiatrists never listen.
  • Special Agent Timothy McGee: Tony, you may want to stop acting like a jackass.
  • Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: That's not an ass. It's hor... hor... I can explain, Sir!
  • [DiNozzo turns around and notices Vance and Cranston]
  • Leon Vance: Settle in, Doctor. This should be good.

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