David McCallum credited as playing...
Donald Mallard
- Jimmy Palmer: [to his bluetooth - laughing] Not if I have anything to say about it. Hon, where did you say we're having dinner?
- Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: Oh "hon", the Commander cares little about your evening dinner plans, Mr. Palmer.
- Jimmy Palmer: Uh Breena - Breena, I gotta go. Have fun aspirating the bile.
- [Ends the call]
- Jimmy Palmer: I am so sorry. She like to have someone to talk to while she's embalming.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: I think you should marry that girl, Palmer.
- Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: If you keep in constant contact with your lover, she will get to know you too well.
- Jimmy Palmer: Mmm. I don't follow.
- Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: You'll lose the thrill of discovery. The mystery of not knowing. Secrets - if handled properly - can be extremely alluring.
- Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: Henry David Thoreau said that spring was a natural resurrection. Expression of immortality.
- Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: He was shot six times with frangible ammunition. Each bullet was made of sintered copper, designed to disintegrate into powder and fragments upon impact. The dispersal of these accounts for the extensive damage beneath the dermis.