Joe Spano credited as playing...
T.C. Fornell
- Tobias Fornell: You know Jethro, if it weren't for Diane, we wouldn't have the - kind of relationship - that we have.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Tobias, you've always been a glass half full kind of guy.
- Tobias Fornell: Never have to pay alomony again.
- Tobias Fornell: Hey, you get an invitation to Diane's wedding.
- [Gibbs stares at DiNozzo. DiNozzo moves away slowly]
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Yeah, I got three.
- Tobias Fornell: Three? Woman always was persistent.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Tobias, she's a pain in the butt.
- Tobias Fornell: Are you going?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Are *you*?
- Tobias Fornell: Oh come on, Jethro. Before it got bad, there must have been some good times.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: She caught her finger in the car door once.
- Tobias Fornell: [about Diane's wedding] Who the Hell am I trying to kid? I don't want to go either... Eh, she'll understand.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Yeah, right - like Hell.
- Tobias Fornell: Good point. You know who the new guy is?
- [Chuckling]
- Tobias Fornell: Homeland Security - she'll never learn.
- Former Marine 1st Lieutenant Sam Keeler: Now look, I don't follow how NCIS fits in.
- Tobias Fornell: FBI also.
- Former Marine 1st Lieutenant Sam Keeler: It's an alphabet party.