Michael Weatherly credited as playing...
Anthony DiNozzo
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: What's going on here? We being replaced with younger models?
- Ziva David: I *am* a younger model.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: If that was intended to hurt me, you've succeeded.
- Ziva David: Agent Gibbs is not, uh, shall we say not fond of outsiders.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: He's not going to like you. And frankly, you're not going to like him either.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Tony...
- Sarah Knox: Why not?
- [Gibbs enters in the far background]
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: You see, I'm not going to answer that question
- [Gibbs starts approaching the group]
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: because if I do, he's going to walk up behind me and make me regret it. He slithers through the grass like a snake. He's not friendly. He's oily -
- [Gibbs slaps the back of DiNozzo's head]
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Done, DiNozzo?
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: [tracing a phone call from the kidnappers] The call wasn't long enough to trace, but there is something going on here. There's another snooper agent pinging the cell tower.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: At least *pretend* you have a sex life.
- Conrad Zuse: You guys are good. I'll give you that. But you guys could make a *killing* in the private sector.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: ...Then who'd catch all the bad guys, Conrad?